Oh man, I'm so angry! I just wanted to sign on to give an update on the band. Well, it's not a band anymore. It's a lame group of stupid jerks who wouldn't know a hit song if it fell from heaven. Man, I don't even want to get into it. The point is that nobody has been practicing on his own, so our individual practices are pointless and not going anywhere, so last night we had a blow out in the garage, and I don't think there even is a band anymore. A friend of mind told me not to freak out too much, that it would probably all blow over, but whatever. I just wanted to tell you think in case any of you were holding your breath for our hit single. Well, don't hold your breath. Use this people finder instead to find a person. Seriously, do anything, because that single won't be anytime soon. Or just check out this rant farm - to the poorly told joke my uncle told me. Peace.
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