So, I know it's been ages since I've posted anything, but I just had to tell you that I bumped into my ex-girlfriend at the mall a few days ago and she seemed a little stunned to see me. She squinted her eyes and did a double-take. I walked over to her to say hi--because I can be cool, calm and collected, at least. She said, "Wow, you look good..." Heck yeah! I've lost five pounds, and people are noticing. That means I'm that much closer to being a rock star. I wonder if I'll get an unlisted number when I'm famous? I found this blog all about unlisted numbers that made me think of it. I was looking for blogs about people searching, and that's how I came across it. If you've been reading regularly, you know how I totally know how to find a person. Oh, also, in case you're curious, no, I didn't use any drugs to help me lose weight. I just couldn't be bothered going to the doctor to get a prescription, but if I had, this is what I would have used: phentermine assist.
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