Do you know what the best coffee in the world is? I'm not telling, because then you'll go out and buy it and it will all be sold out at my local Target, and then I won't have any. And then I'll cry. So you'll just have to figure it out yourself.

My friends think that I've gotten a bit too over emotional since the bands broke up. Do you think that's true? I haven't done a people search in ages, but then I haven't really needed to find a person either, so that's why. Peace.

I loved this rant to the new Weezer video, but I HATED the video itself. THEY TOTALLY STOLE MY IDEA! No, seriously, I had the idea of doing a music video with all those viral video stars ages ago! Man, I just wish I had a band still, so I could make my ideas happen. Unfortunately, I've done a background check on everyone who's seemed decent - but none of them have panned out. Ugh. I still need to find people to make a new band!

My life has seriously sucked ever since Porpoise and the Compass broke up. I guess it's good to have all that drama out of my life but I can't help it: I love band drama! I live for it! So I need to find/start a new band ASAP. I've been using my people search skills to make this happen and I've come up with some interesting people. There were two brothers who came around yesterday. They'd been noodling around in their garage but nothing pro. They looked good, but their chops just weren't there. The look is 60% but I don't want to be in a bad band with bad players. Nobody ever got respected for being in a bad band except Jerry Garcia.

I'm just going to keep on with the people search and hopefully cooler musicians will come my way. I'm not going to let my spirit get crushed by disappointment! But whenever it gets too bad I can just log onto Giantlists. I love this site, Check out this whole list about Coolio spin-offs. Does anyone even remember him?

So remember how my guitarist said he wanted to find people he used to be in a band with? Well, I taught him how to find a person, so he found them - and now he's in their band! I was like, uh, do you need me?

Nope.

So now I have no band. Lame. Anyway, here's info about finding your biological parents. I've been really depressed, but I've been okay thanks to Damage Control Master Formula.

I got an email a couple days ago asking if our fight had blown over. I looked back at my last post, and I realize I made it sound like it was a heat of the moment thing - but this is for real. I haven't even talked to the drummer or bassist since it happened. I've talked about them, sure, especially with the guitarist, since he and I are still friends and we're talking about starting a new band. I've also been showing him how to do a person search since he said he wanted to locate a person he'd been in a band with a few years back. If we find person, he might have another band or know other people interested in starting one. He also wants to track my ancestry - I guess everyone needs a hobby, since we're not going to be rock stars. Yet.

Oh man, I'm so angry! I just wanted to sign on to give an update on the band. Well, it's not a band anymore. It's a lame group of stupid jerks who wouldn't know a hit song if it fell from heaven. Man, I don't even want to get into it. The point is that nobody has been practicing on his own, so our individual practices are pointless and not going anywhere, so last night we had a blow out in the garage, and I don't think there even is a band anymore. A friend of mind told me not to freak out too much, that it would probably all blow over, but whatever. I just wanted to tell you think in case any of you were holding your breath for our hit single. Well, don't hold your breath. Use this people finder instead to find a person. Seriously, do anything, because that single won't be anytime soon. Or just check out this rant farm - to the poorly told joke my uncle told me. Peace.

So, I know it's been ages since I've posted anything, but I just had to tell you that I bumped into my ex-girlfriend at the mall a few days ago and she seemed a little stunned to see me. She squinted her eyes and did a double-take. I walked over to her to say hi--because I can be cool, calm and collected, at least. She said, "Wow, you look good..." Heck yeah! I've lost five pounds, and people are noticing. That means I'm that much closer to being a rock star. I wonder if I'll get an unlisted number when I'm famous? I found this blog all about unlisted numbers that made me think of it. I was looking for blogs about people searching, and that's how I came across it. If you've been reading regularly, you know how I totally know how to find a person. Oh, also, in case you're curious, no, I didn't use any drugs to help me lose weight. I just couldn't be bothered going to the doctor to get a prescription, but if I had, this is what I would have used: phentermine assist.

What's up, all? I'm in a fine mood this month because I'm looking pretty sweet these days. I kid you not... ever since Brian has joined the band, it's like there was this unspoken agreement among the rest of us that we all kind of needed to drop a few. Know what I mean? Maybe I should step back for a sec. You see, we're all reasonably good looking people (which is a semi-important thing to be if you want to be a rock star... ok ok, or you at least have to be "interesting looking" but anyway)... but over the last year, we've probably all put on about 5 to 10 pounds... and it sucks, but no one was saying anything. No one has said anything still... but when Brian joined the band (who is like Jim Morrison circa early 60s skinny) we all have kind of cleaned up our act. I have been loosing my "baby fat" as I like to call it by eating more salads and less pizza. I thought about taking some Hoodia (I read a pretty interesting article about it on Consumer-Advocate.org - Hoodia Weight Loss)... but it was kind of expensive for me. Anyway, it's all good, and I feel awesome. I think everyone should lose five pounds. It hardly takes that much effort, and it has been really good for my self-esteem. Self-esteem boosters that other peeps in the band have been enjoying include Anthony trying to locate a person (namely his high school sweetheart), and finding her online with the help of my super awesome people search skills. She's been bringing vegan cookies to our practices too, so I'm stoked he was able to find her too. Also, here is a site all you amateur people searchers should check out if you're trying to find person. It's an interesting read, and they've got some good stories on there. Anyway... catch you all later. I'm off to walk to get my salad for lunch. Yummers!

So, unfortunately since the last time I was here, we had to kick Bartholomew out of the band. He just wasn't working out. So, we held auditions a few weeks ago, and that's how we found Brian. Brian is awesome he can play almost any instrument. He's a super cool guy too. We all get along great with him and he is willing to fork over the $30 we need for that sweet practice space. With that headache out of the way I have been able to person search a lot more. It sounds silly, but it's how i reconnected with a bunch of my buddies. I know I always going on and on about person search and finding people online, but it works, so whatever. Hey, before I forget, check out Premium How-To Guides, cause there is this good article about how to stop all that annoying junk mail. It really works, and doesn't take that much time. I gotta go to practice. Lates.

What's up, everyone? I'm totally bumming today because the band is fighting. I seriously feel like I could cry. Anthony wanted us all to rent this really cool space downtown for practicing, but Bartholomew doesn't want to pony up the extra 30 bucks a month it would cost each of us to do so. Then they got in a big fight about how one "isn't really dedicated to this band," and then there was a lot of swearing, and then practice was ruined. Anyway... I thought maybe it would cheer me up to come update the blog, and tell you about the sides I've found this month as per my other hobby... people searching. I like people searching better than being in a band sometimes because there's never anyone to fight with when you people search. It's awesome. Anyway, check out this site about background check, and this other one that's all about being a consumer advocate, and consumer's rights. It's pretty cool, actually. They have a lot of good stuff on there. A lot better than the stuff we have in our song catalog lately - that's for sure. Sorry... I'm thinking about the band again. I'm going to go call Anthony and see if I can get him to apologize to Bartholomew. Later.